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I am a Wise Ass
uglytaxi
19/Female/United States
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All the waiting is driving me up the wall, but alas, new and exciting things are afoot. I only wish they would come sooner, and with more umph! Hey, I can dream.
I am at work right now. The neverending sounds of pee-filled chlorine water is making my ears ring...plus the place is dead, so the TV is on full blast volume launching the sounds of Cops into nobody's head but my own, and perhaps the guy at the front desk. This is questionable. Oh, I hope no assholes come down here hoping to swim before 9:15...they will be shit out of luck...
The only excitment I have is my boss' addictions, and my opportunities to fulfill them... Oh yeah, and my boyfriend is pretty great too. Actually, amazing. But who the hell wants to hear about that shit? I have a guess...nobody? Correct. So, moving on...
Moving into a lil crackshack by the high school...but the best one there is...considering...
It should all be good and dandy here shortly, it's the waiting I can't handle. It's alright though, it'll get better...or at least, that's what I keep telling myself.
What's up? Eh, the sky and hard dicks...but enough with the sarcasm. There is much art to be presented, but little to no technology of my own to present it to you... I am in a terribly negative mood... I think it's time you and I get together and smoke a J... I think this should have happened a long time ago...but, you know... Life...
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Every once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
Who said I was trying to be popular? This is untrue.
Besides, commenting on random people's pages doesn't get you anywhere either. Telling me that my comments aren't getting me anywhere is just telling yourself that you haven't gotten anywhere.
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In Your Face, Space Coyote!
I am in a terribly negative mood...
I think it's time you and I get together and smoke a J... I think this should have happened a long time ago...but, you know...
Life...
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Every once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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In Your Face, Space Coyote!
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Every once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
Just popping by to say hi
Hope you are having a nice day
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Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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"There's an open wound placed upon my heart in anger's rage." -Seabeast
"I'm just like you, I put my pants on one leg at a time. Only, once my pants are on, I make gold records."
Besides, commenting on random people's pages doesn't get you anywhere either. Telling me that my comments aren't getting me anywhere is just telling yourself that you haven't gotten anywhere.
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Too weird to live, too rare to die
Even better, it's not getting you anywhere.
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♥ And I don't want you to adore me,
don't want you to ignore me,
When it pleases you.. ♥
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Dear Lord, bless this rocket house and all those who live within this rocket house.
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